Ahem. I give you *pause for dramatic emphasis* My life:
My Morning: on this particular day i was up around 10:30 am, sadly. A day just shouldn't begin before two in the afternoon.
Shortly after waking, i thought " I think my friends would rather me dressed than not" so i stumbled to my dresser- roughly 10:34 am
THEN SUDDENLY: 11:10 am there was a recorded RAA attack on one of the crew, courtesy of yours truly.
11:15 am we finally managed to go INTO the Mary Mcfadden show, this weird hinged barrier was in the way.
I can't close my dresser or closet, so of course i need to put more in it. Shopping just brings the ridiculous out in you- ill have you know i bought some pants that make me look short and plump, but they were ten bucks, therefore it must be ok. (1:00 pm)
And finally we find an end to the day with a dinner of pigments. Delightfully devoured d.....*sigh* food. 6:00I hope you have enjoyed this lovely rendition of my life, but please no praise i live my life like any other- i put my pants on one leg at a time (then i got back to sleep and wear them for several days). Thank you for tuning in. till next time:
May you live in a world were chickens don't need to cross the road.
Good day.
-Me




No comments:
Post a Comment